Who?

[Slappy and Skippy {circa 1969} have woken up to find that Woodstock has sprung up around their tree]

Slappy: Skippy, what's the name of that group playing on stage?

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The name of the group.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The group on stage.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The group playing on stage!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.

Skippy: Who is on stage!

Slappy: That's what I'm asking you. Who is on stage?

Skippy: That's what I said!

Slappy: You said who?

Skippy: I sure did!

Slappy: So tell me the name

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The name of the group

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The group on stage.

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: The name of the band on stage.

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy!

Skippy: I'm not, Aunt Slappy! I'm telling you Who's on stage!

Slappy: So tell me.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The name of the group.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The group on stage.

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: That's what I'm asking you!

Skippy: And I'm telling you the answer!

[Slappy, annoyed, looks towards the fourth wall]

Slappy: Wait, Skippy, let's start over. Is there a band on stage?

Skippy: Yes.

Slappy: Does that band have a name?

Skippy: Yes.

Slappy: Do you know the name of the band?

Skippy: Yes!

Slappy: So tell me the name of the band on stage.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The name of the band.

Skippy: Who.

Slappy: The band on stage!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: The band playing on stage!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: That's what I wanna know!

Skippy: I'm telling you!

Slappy: Who is on stage?

Skippy: Yes.

Slappy: Who is?

Skippy: Yes.

Slappy: Oh, so the name of the band is Yes.

Skippy: No Aunt Slappy, Yes isn't even at this concert!

Slappy: Then who is on stage?

Skippy: Yes!

Slappy: Who is?

Skippy: Yes!

Slappy: That's what I just said, Yes is on stage.

Skippy: No, Yes is not here, Who is on stage!

Slappy: What are you asking me for?

Skippy: I'm not!

Slappy: Wait. Let's try this again! Do you see the band on stage?

Skippy: No I don't see The Band, that's a different group entirely!

Slappy: On stage, Skippy! Look, see the band?

Skippy: No I don't!

Slappy: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There! There's the band!

Skippy: No, that's not The Band. The Band is performing later on! Who is on stage!

Slappy: You tell me.

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: The name of the group on stage!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: The name of the group!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: The group on stage!

Skippy: Who!

Slappy: THE BAND!

Skippy: No, The Band is performing later. Right now we're listening to Who!

Slappy: That's what I wanna know!

[The crowd around them start to cheer at them. Slappy winks at Skippy, and they both bow]