Feliz #42day. Un día que no olvidaré
1. Always carry a towel.
2. Space is big.
3. Really big.
4. Vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big.
5. Don’t Panic.
6. Bypasses need to be built.
7. Bricks don’t hang in the sky.
8. Time is an illusion.
9. The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
10. God vanished in a puff of logic.
11. Eddies in the space-time continuum result in sofas being in fields.
12. The universe being created has been widely regarded as being a bad move.
13. Accidents with a contraceptive and a time machine are possible.
14. The Guide is definitive.
15. Ford Prefect is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
16. You can be a a dreamer, a thinker and a speculative philosopher
17. But your wife will think you’re an idiot.
18. Flying is just falling and missing the ground.
19. You can’t solve any major problems with just potatoes
20. Betelgeuse’s pretty girls will knock you off your feet
21. Never let a Vogon read you poetry
22. Mattresses are all called Zem
23. Anything that happens, happens.
24. Thursdays are the worst days of all
25. As a result, you will never get the hang of Thursdays.
26. One’s never alone with a rubber duck.
27. Airports aren’t pretty.
28. Having a drink and enjoying yourself are mutually exclusive.
29. People like to dress up for the end of the universe.
30. Didn’t he tell you, baby? He’s Zaphod Beeblebrox! A really terrific and great guy!
31. Always give thanks for the fish.
32. We would know a lot more about the nature of the universe if we knew why the bowl of petunias had thought ‘Oh no, not again.’
33. If your life is a dream, you should wonder whose it is, and if they’re enjoying it.
34. The universe will explode for your pleasure.
35. When about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, you will wish that you had listened to what your mother said when you were younger.
36. Actually having listened to her will help in this situation.
37. Humans always state and repeat the obvious.
38. The babel fish has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
39. The biggest difficulty when creating the wheel was what colour it should be.
40. Ford Prefect is responsible for the shape of giraffes.
41. Once you know what the question actually is, you’ll know what the answer means.
42. Is the Answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything.
by 42loves
1. Always carry a towel.
2. Space is big.
3. Really big.
4. Vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big.
5. Don’t Panic.
6. Bypasses need to be built.
7. Bricks don’t hang in the sky.
8. Time is an illusion.
9. The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
10. God vanished in a puff of logic.
11. Eddies in the space-time continuum result in sofas being in fields.
12. The universe being created has been widely regarded as being a bad move.
13. Accidents with a contraceptive and a time machine are possible.
14. The Guide is definitive.
15. Ford Prefect is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
16. You can be a a dreamer, a thinker and a speculative philosopher
17. But your wife will think you’re an idiot.
18. Flying is just falling and missing the ground.
19. You can’t solve any major problems with just potatoes
20. Betelgeuse’s pretty girls will knock you off your feet
21. Never let a Vogon read you poetry
22. Mattresses are all called Zem
23. Anything that happens, happens.
24. Thursdays are the worst days of all
25. As a result, you will never get the hang of Thursdays.
26. One’s never alone with a rubber duck.
27. Airports aren’t pretty.
28. Having a drink and enjoying yourself are mutually exclusive.
29. People like to dress up for the end of the universe.
30. Didn’t he tell you, baby? He’s Zaphod Beeblebrox! A really terrific and great guy!
31. Always give thanks for the fish.
32. We would know a lot more about the nature of the universe if we knew why the bowl of petunias had thought ‘Oh no, not again.’
33. If your life is a dream, you should wonder whose it is, and if they’re enjoying it.
34. The universe will explode for your pleasure.
35. When about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, you will wish that you had listened to what your mother said when you were younger.
36. Actually having listened to her will help in this situation.
37. Humans always state and repeat the obvious.
38. The babel fish has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
39. The biggest difficulty when creating the wheel was what colour it should be.
40. Ford Prefect is responsible for the shape of giraffes.
41. Once you know what the question actually is, you’ll know what the answer means.
42. Is the Answer to the Great Question, of Life, the Universe and Everything.
by 42loves
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